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Post by ivycelesteloquet on Dec 1, 2009 22:25:32 GMT -4
"Action, yes," Ivy laughed, her hand turning into the sign language for Y and moving it back and forth, "From both sides. So, boyfriend? Girlfriend? Eh! Though there's this cute guy I've been checking out around town. Cute. Seems funny. Like 3 years older than me but it's legal," Ivy took a sip of her smoothie, "But I'm open. And I need to gain weight. Seriously. I look anorexic. I wanna stop being associated with scrawny." She waved at some creepy guy who had waved to her before pointing to Casey and making a heart sign, "He doesn't know you're gay so I'm safe!"
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Post by magnefique on Dec 1, 2009 22:36:39 GMT -4
*****Flyin' like a kite baby ***** Casey *** Shoppaholic-Manwhore~!@#~!@#~!@#~!@#~!@#~!@# "Oh wow, you like girls?" Casey's face shriveled up a bit at the thought. "They're so annoying! Theres only like, 3 who haven't gotten on my nerves this year" He whined before blowing a kiss at the guy, without directly looking at him. "Thats including you, hun" He added while folding his arms again. "I like penis, nothing else, and thats unchangeable" He stated before stealing her smoothie and drinking some of it. "You're not anorexic Ivy. You're nice and slim. No one ever NEEDS to gain weight." He explained while giving her the cup back. "We're all beautiful, in any way shape or form. Unless they're wearing clothes from nordstrom, then theres a problem." After explaining that, he took her by the hand again. "Lets go shop now! One more question, when was the last time you got any from a guy?"Word Count*** More than 100 Notes*** Too Sexy for ya Status*** Dizzy Muse*** [/b][/size] Dizzy Tagged*** Ivy Lyrics***3s - Stupid, Sadistic, Suicidal ;Mindless Self IndulgenceCredit*** Created By ME! Not Caution. Me. I'm gonna start putting this in everything, cuz' I dun like borrowing from caution that much. xD [/center] |
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Post by ivycelesteloquet on Dec 1, 2009 22:40:51 GMT -4
Ivy scrunched up her face, "2 years? Give or take. And like...a month or so from a girl. i'm a lesbian magnet!" She took a sip of her smoothie and looked at him, "Guys...are...out of my head space. Can't wrap my head around 'em when I'm sober! Granted I'm not sober often but still. They're a mystery. Like the Bermuda triangle. Or big foot! And thank you, luv. You're like...the only person I count as a friend at this point. I got some exes. Dimitri and Evelyn. Dimitri was the first and only guy I've ever had sex with. Can't remember if me and Evelyn did it. She was a bitch so I was stoned a lot!"
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Post by magnefique on Dec 1, 2009 22:56:41 GMT -4
*****Flyin' like a kite baby *****Casey *** Shoppaholic-Manwhore~!@#~!@#~!@#~!@#~!@#~!@# "I know Evelyn, I love her style. I've talked to her once or twice, but other than that, we're only acquaintances" Casey explained as he walked through the mall and looked for a store to go in. "Dimitri? Did he use you? And, was he any good?" He asked, with a little laugh added to that statement. "Lately, I've had my eye on someone. I only know his last name, Valentine, hes so cute and quiet" He sighed, before pointing to a store named Forever 21. "I love that store! Come on!"
Word Count*** More than 100 Notes*** Too Sexy for ya Status*** Dizzy Muse*** [/b][/size] Dizzy Tagged*** Ivy Lyrics***3s - Stupid, Sadistic, Suicidal ;Mindless Self IndulgenceCredit*** Created By ME! Not Caution. Me. I'm gonna start putting this in everything, cuz' I dun like borrowing from caution that much. xD [/center] |
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Post by ivycelesteloquet on Dec 1, 2009 23:00:27 GMT -4
"No he didn't use me!" Ivy exclaimed, pulling him towards the store, "Mutual separation. And awesome. If you get a chance, I highly recommend him. He swings all ways so no probs getting him." A laugh and she was peaking through clothes. "Oh! Shirt that comes pre paint splattered! That saves me work AND paint! Useful!" She held the shirt up against her for Casey to scrutinize like she knew he would. "Anyway, I think the guy is named Jimmy something or other. I'unno! Point is mama needs to get laid!"
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Post by magnefique on Dec 1, 2009 23:07:38 GMT -4
*****Flyin' like a kite baby *****Casey *** Shoppaholic-Manwhore~!@#~!@#~!@#~!@#~!@#~!@# Casey looked at her shirt and seemed to be contemplating whether or not it would look right on her. "Ummm, maybe with some ripped jeans it would work" He said while looking through the jeans and picking out a black pair with a few rips in them. "Here" He tossed them to Ivy, and thought about the name suggestion. "You mean the sausage man? Ew, no! Not him." He laughed, and started to think about what she said about Dimitri. "Really? Is he one of those quiet guys that write love songs and are like, love struck easily?" He asked while making a face as he explained. Word Count*** More than 100 Notes*** Too Sexy for ya Status*** Dizzy Muse*** [/b][/size] Dizzy Tagged*** Ivy Lyrics***3s - Stupid, Sadistic, Suicidal ;Mindless Self IndulgenceCredit*** Created By ME! Not Caution. Me. I'm gonna start putting this in everything, cuz' I dun like borrowing from caution that much. xD [/center] |
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Post by ivycelesteloquet on Dec 1, 2009 23:12:50 GMT -4
Ivy tugged on Casey as she hurried to the dressing room to try stuff on. "No! He's very...hard outside and gooey inside. Innuendo included for both meanings. He's...not gentle. He's not BDSM either...but...he's good at what does. And sausage man? Really? Because if he carries around sausages I have more reason to like him. Stoner! But seriously, why not him? I mean, not many cute single guys in my legal age range just floating around."
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Post by magnefique on Dec 1, 2009 23:19:01 GMT -4
*****Flyin' like a kite baby *****Casey *** Shoppaholic-Manwhore~!@#~!@#~!@#~!@#~!@#~!@#
"Hm, still doesn't seem to spark my interest" Casey told her, with a frown as she spoke about how she liked Jimmy. "Yeah, but I'm sure theres more sensible ones running around here" He told her, while looking at his watch. "Are you in the clothes yet? I want to see" He stated with a smile. "I don't like jokesters. I like more of the quiet, shy type of guys... They're so much fun to mess with" He explained. Word Count*** More than 100 Notes*** Too Sexy for ya Status*** Dizzy Muse*** [/b][/size] Dizzy Tagged*** Ivy Lyrics***3s - Stupid, Sadistic, Suicidal ;Mindless Self IndulgenceCredit*** Created By ME! Not Caution. Me. I'm gonna start putting this in everything, cuz' I dun like borrowing from caution that much. xD [/center] |
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Post by ivycelesteloquet on Dec 1, 2009 23:23:25 GMT -4
Ivy threw open the door and surveyed her but in the mirror, "Whoa! I have an ass!"
Grinning, she did a little twirl and kissed Casey on the cheek.
"I like funny guys. They're enjoyable to be around. Conversation's always fun. Plus," she pointed to herself once again, "stoner my gorgeous sir." |
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Post by magnefique on Dec 2, 2009 21:36:45 GMT -4
*****Flyin' like a kite baby *****Casey *** Shoppaholic-Manwhore~!@#~!@#~!@#~!@#~!@#~!@# "Sweetheart, I am sooo not goregeous right now. I didn't shave these nasty pricks off of my face this morning, due to common laziness" He sighed, before checking out the outfit. "Thats hott. I totally want one too!" Being the excited, person he was, he went away from the dressing room back to the section where they'd gotten the clothes. Picking out the exact same outfit, he jogged back over to Ivy with a smile. "Oh, funny guys? I guess its alright to talk to them sometimes, but joking all of the time? Thats so annoying!"Word Count*** More than 100 Notes*** Too Sexy for ya Status*** Dizzy Muse*** [/b][/size] Dizzy Tagged*** Ivy Lyrics***3s - Stupid, Sadistic, Suicidal ;Mindless Self IndulgenceCredit*** Created By ME! Not Caution. Me. I'm gonna start putting this in everything, cuz' I dun like borrowing from caution that much. xD [/center] |
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